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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 36thLargest Black Market: 36th
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New Owningland

Population36.242 billion

CapitalLaurus Ardens
LeaderImperator Valerius
FaithImperator Worship

AnimalFlying Fatfvck

The Imperatoria of New Owningland is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Imperator Valerius with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 36.242 billion New Owninglandians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Healthcare and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laurus Ardens. The average income tax rate is 66.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Owninglandian economy, worth an astonishing 25,616 trillion Ciceroes a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is a breathtaking 706,826 Ciceroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military service is compulsory, petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through Imperator Valerius's window to draw attention to their issues, military spending is on the increase, and the Flying Fatfvck is believed to be extinct. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. New Owningland's national animal is the Flying Fatfvck, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Imperator Worship.

New Owningland is ranked 252,555th in the world and 6th in Command and Conquer Universe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 4.6 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Insurance Industry: 36thLargest Black Market: 36thHighest Economic Output: 50thLargest Mining Sector: 76thHighest Average Incomes: 85thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 109thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 111thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 114thHighest Poor Incomes: 133rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 135thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 146thLargest Gambling Industry: 200thLargest Agricultural Sector: 212thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 298thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 302ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 514thMost Patriotic: 569thMost Stationary: 679thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 963rdMost Avoided: 968thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,096thLargest Governments: 1,115thFattest Citizens: 1,257thLowest Crime Rates: 1,395thLargest Populations: 1,505thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,759thLargest Retail Industry: 1,767thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,886thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,108thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,419thTop
Rudest Citizens: 3,075thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,610thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,149thMost Influential: 4,491stMost Efficient Economies: 5,980thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,211thSmartest Citizens: 7,887thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,943rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,083rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,327thMost Developed: 11,624thTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,040thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,801st

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