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Victory through strength. Strength through sacrifice.
Largest Insurance Industry: 177thLargest Mining Sector: 329thMost Devout: 640th
The Holy Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Sprat
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Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New New Dineenistan

Population27.338 billion

CapitalDineenistoria
LeaderGod-King
FaithDineenianism

Currencyorgan
Animaltree monster

The Holy Empire of New New Dineenistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by God-King with an iron fist, and renowned for its closed borders, sprawling nuclear power plants, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 27.338 billion New New Dineenistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dineenistoria. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.6%.

The frighteningly efficient New New Dineenistanian economy, worth a remarkable 8,636 trillion organs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 315,904 organs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,393,451 per year while the poor average 44,879, a ratio of 31.0 to 1.

Hundreds of sailors ride the good ship God-King day after day, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition, and it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. New New Dineenistan's national animal is the tree monster, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Dineenianism.

New New Dineenistan is ranked 1,799th in the world and 78th in Balder for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 8,706.28 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 177thLargest Mining Sector: 329thMost Devout: 640thMost Corrupt Governments: 667thHighest Disposable Incomes: 676thMost Ignorant Citizens: 832ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 937thMost Avoided: 965thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,060thHighest Economic Output: 1,301stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,484thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,799thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,958thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,975thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,297thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,313thHighest Average Incomes: 2,589thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,594thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,825thMost Conservative: 3,231stTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,745thLargest Black Market: 4,157thLowest Crime Rates: 4,181stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,971stFattest Citizens: 5,992ndMost Efficient Economies: 6,268thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,955thLargest Populations: 7,207thMost Patriotic: 8,304thRudest Citizens: 8,499thNudest: 9,505thLargest Governments: 10,586thLargest Retail Industry: 11,324thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14,385thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15,364thMost Authoritarian: 16,236thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,543rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,028thMost Subsidized Industry: 30,191stMost Scientifically Advanced: 34,186th
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Largest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 23rd in the regionMost Devout: 28th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 33rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39th in the regionMost Avoided: 40th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 48th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 55th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 55th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 74th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 78th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 105th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 109th in the regionMost Conservative: 116th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 132nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 144th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 161st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 164th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 182nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 212th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 213th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 224th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 245th in the regionLargest Black Market: 257th in the regionFattest Citizens: 290th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 323rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 381st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 410th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 448th in the regionNudest: 505th in the regionLargest Governments: 544th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 659th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 786th in the regionMost Patriotic: 790th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 920th in the regionMost Extreme: 1,383rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,418th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, the Counter-Terrorism Unit has been nicknamed "Big Bad Wolf" for its tendency towards urban demolition.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, hundreds of sailors ride the good ship God-King day after day.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, immigrant herding has become a national pastime.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent.
  • : Following new legislation in New New Dineenistan, tourist operators promise visitors tours of live burning shipwrecks and plane crash sites.

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