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PASSWORD

Harmony and Justice Mr Mist
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,797thMost Influential: 3,197thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,481st
The Federation of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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New Mistland

Population1.657 billion

CapitalMistopolis
LeaderMr Mist
FaithMistianism

Currencybitcoins
AnimalPenguins

The Federation of New Mistland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Mr Mist with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, unlimited-speed roads, and public floggings. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.657 billion New Mistlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mistopolis. The average income tax rate is 71.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Mistlandian economy, worth 188 trillion bitcoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 113,559 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians demand do-overs when they don't agree with election outcomes, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father", and multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Mistland's national animal is the Penguins, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Mistianism.

New Mistland is ranked 21,737th in the world and 631st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,835.99 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,797thMost Influential: 3,197thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,481stHealthiest Citizens: 11,875thLargest Welfare Programs: 12,274thLongest Average Lifespans: 12,326thMost Developed: 13,218thTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,079thNicest Citizens: 16,053rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,667thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,534thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,789thMost Compassionate Citizens: 17,884thLowest Crime Rates: 19,233rdSmartest Citizens: 19,240thHighest Food Quality: 19,477thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,577thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,657thMost Inclusive: 20,329thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 20,468thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,481stMost Advanced Public Education: 21,737thMost Cultured: 22,139thLargest Governments: 24,438thMost Subsidized Industry: 25,582ndLargest Publishing Industry: 25,875thMost Efficient Economies: 25,973rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 360th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 368th in the regionMost Influential: 370th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 383rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 395th in the regionMost Developed: 401st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 431st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 441st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 445th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 523rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 540th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 558th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 576th in the regionNicest Citizens: 576th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 591st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 594th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 594th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 627th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 631st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 635th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 651st in the regionLargest Governments: 669th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 678th in the regionMost Cultured: 684th in the regionMost Inclusive: 746th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 749th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 761st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 818th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 962nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 985th in the regionBest Weather: 1,124th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1,154th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,234th in the regionMost Stationary: 1,266th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Mistland endorsed The United Socialist States of SpktrLand.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mistland, multiple births are a cause of celebration for tax collectors.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mistland, the most common answers to where babies come from are "uh... ask your mother" and "um... ask your father".
  • : Following new legislation in New Mistland, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mistland, politicians demand do-overs when they don't agree with election outcomes.
  • : New Mistland was reclassified from "Liberal Democratic Socialists" to "Democratic Socialists".
  • : New Mistland was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Dupanda.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mistland, census workers struggle to account for the rapidly increasing number of citizens to tabulate.
  • : Following new legislation in New Mistland, the New Mistland Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament.
  • : New Mistland was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".

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