Population | 3.35 billion |
Capital | Springfield MA |
Leader | Yumemi Okazaki |
Faith | Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Christianity |
Currency | hugs and cheese |
Animal | Chickadee |
The Oriental Christian Theocracy of New Massachusett is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Yumemi Okazaki with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.35 billion Bay Staters are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Springfield MA. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong New Massachusettian economy, worth 288 trillion hugs and cheeses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 86,086 hugs and cheeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Maxtopian villagers starve by the time New Massachusettian officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them, the line of people waiting for a visa interview in front of foreign embassies is typically a mile long, suburban backyards are seized by the government and turned into national parks, and volunteers are signing up to take arms against an incursion of flesh-eating zombies (New Massachusett has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Massachusett's national animal is the Chickadee, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Christianity.
New Massachusett is ranked 300,653rd in the world and 11th in True Waskaria for Fattest Citizens, with 4.87 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Massachusett was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
- : New Massachusett was ravaged by a Zombie Thing Horde from The Allied States of Exulansis, infecting 3 million survivors.
- : New Massachusett was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Tomoras, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Massachusett was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Tomoras, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Massachusett was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Tomoras, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Massachusett was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Tomoras, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Massachusett was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Tomoras, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Massachusett was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Tomoras, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Massachusett was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Uncreative Embassy Spammers of Peoples of Waskar, curing 1 million infected.
- : New Massachusett was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Republic of Tomoras, curing 1 million infected.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Peoples of Waskar.