The Confederacy of New Konigstadt is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by König Dale II with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 5.676 billion Konigstadtians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Königstadt. The average income tax rate is 56.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Konigstadtian economy, worth 459 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 80,927 Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Soldiers who shoot themselves in the foot are regarded as heroes, census workers are having a hard time figuring out who is actually living in New Konigstadt after the ban on emigration was lifted, the nanny industry has had a boom after maternity leave was recently banned, and nuclear physics is the most popular course at university. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Konigstadt's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Protestant.

New Konigstadt is ranked 184,583^rd in the world and 9,266^th in the South Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.61 crimes per hour.