Population | 10.47 billion |
Capital | London |
Leader | William II Lancaster |
Faith | Roman Catholicism |
Currency | British Pound |
Animal | Lion |
The Eternal Empire of New Imperial Britannia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by William II Lancaster with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.47 billion Imperial Britannians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.
The frighteningly efficient New Imperial Britannian economy, worth a remarkable 7,066 trillion British Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 674,931 British Pounds, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,123,176 per year while the poor average 164,162, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.
Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in London, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, and women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Imperial Britannia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.
New Imperial Britannia is ranked 22,359th in the world and 1st in Azure Watester Federation for Most Stationary, with 1,520.11213129428 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Imperial Britannia updated the World Factbook entry in Azure Watester Federation.
- : New Imperial Britannia lodged a message on the Azure Watester Federation Regional Message Board.
- : New Imperial Britannia updated the World Factbook entry in Azure Watester Federation.
- : New Imperial Britannia rejected a request from Hyperborea for an embassy with Azure Watester Federation.
- : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, women earn less than half the salary of men if they can even find a job.
- : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling.
- : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in London.
- : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer.
- : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups.
- : Following new legislation in New Imperial Britannia, hammering a nail into a wall is an effective death sentence.