The Commonwealth States of New Hyannis is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the Corporate Assembly with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, complete lack of public education, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.043 billion New Hyannisians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Welfare and International Aid not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Acre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.7%.

The powerhouse New Hyannisian economy, worth 900 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 56,115 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 177,813 per year while the poor average 13,505, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Adults pretending to be teenage girls claim to have wholesome motives, board shorts have replaced board rooms, in a fit of passion the Corporate Assembly has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. New Hyannis's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

New Hyannis is ranked 162,129^th in the world and 8^th in Greater Prussia for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring zero on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.