The Republic of New Huland is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Thomas Eckhart with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 4.658 billion New Hulandians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Horizons. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The frighteningly efficient New Hulandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,083 trillion Hulandian dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,631 Hulandian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in New Huland, internet service is too costly for normal people to purchase, and citizens are permitted to carry concealed handguns. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Huland's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Huland is ranked 13,708^th in the world and 4^th in Barnon Fascist Army for Most Patriotic, with 61.51 flags saluted per person per day.