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The God-Emperor of Korea is watching you.
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20thMost Devout: 51stLowest Crime Rates: 57th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Goguryeo is building a zombie empire due to a zombie incursion but would otherwise be considering its options.

People:319,088,645
Zombies:8,054,975,613
Dead:9,474,291,638
Survival Rate:1.79%

New Goguryeo

Population17.848 billion

CapitalPyongyang
LeaderGod-Emperor Kim Byeong-Ho
Faiththe Korean Imperial Cult

CurrencyWon
AnimalGiant Panda

The Democratic People's Republic of New Goguryeo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-Emperor Kim Byeong-Ho with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, rampant corporate plagiarism, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.374 billion Koreans, 8.055 billion of whom are zombies, are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 7,900 trillion Won a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 442,656 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Korean throne, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams, and rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Goguryeo's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Korean Imperial Cult.

New Goguryeo is ranked 5,984th in the world and 171st in the Rejected Realms for Most Authoritarian, with 6,697.25 milliStalins.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 20thMost Devout: 51stLowest Crime Rates: 57thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 59thMost Primitive: 65thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72ndLargest Welfare Programs: 110thMost Corrupt Governments: 148thHighest Average Tax Rates: 153rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 156thMost Advanced Public Education: 173rdMost Patriotic: 183rdLargest Governments: 206thMost Advanced Public Transport: 266thHighest Poor Incomes: 278thBest Weather: 324thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 363rdLargest Black Market: 417thLongest Average Lifespans: 446thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 450thMost Beautiful Environments: 508thHighest Average Incomes: 849thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 867thHealthiest Citizens: 1,038thHighest Economic Output: 1,526thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,542ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,045thTop
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Most Developed: 3,380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,457thMost Authoritarian: 5,984thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,691stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,407thMost Conservative: 9,893rdNudest: 15,273rdTop
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Largest Populations: 22,304thMost Income Equality: 25,652nd
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 4th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionLargest Black Market: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 28th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 52nd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 79th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 79th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 100th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 125th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 171st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 185th in the regionMost Conservative: 264th in the regionMost Extreme: 306th in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 355th in the regionNudest: 445th in the regionMost Income Equality: 577th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, trade deals are born to the sound of a royal woman's anguished screams.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Korean throne.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, people have to sneak out of the country in order to have sex.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love God-Emperor Kim Byeong-Ho.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, notable individuals are granted land and titles.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, over a third of the seats in sports stadiums have been removed to make room for female-only commodes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, exceptionally healthy police officers can sprint after crooks for hours on end.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, men who wear pink are seen as dangerously unmanly.

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