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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 22ndMost Devout: 53rdLowest Crime Rates: 58th
The Democratic People's Republic of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Goguryeo

Population17.61 billion

CapitalPyongyang
LeaderGod-Emperor Kim Byeong-Ho
Faiththe Korean Imperial Cult

CurrencyWon
AnimalGiant Panda

The Democratic People's Republic of New Goguryeo is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by God-Emperor Kim Byeong-Ho with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory vegetarianism, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.61 billion Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Korean economy, worth a remarkable 7,663 trillion Won a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 435,204 Won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites, the government funds large training centres to turn Giant Pandas into functioning members of society, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, and political activists are routinely executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Goguryeo's national animal is the Giant Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Korean Imperial Cult.

New Goguryeo is ranked 8,148th in the world and 173rd in the Rejected Realms for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 534,223 Standard Monetary Units.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 22ndMost Devout: 53rdLowest Crime Rates: 58thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 63rdMost Primitive: 65thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 75thLargest Welfare Programs: 113thMost Corrupt Governments: 152ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160thHighest Average Tax Rates: 164thMost Advanced Public Education: 179thMost Patriotic: 200thLargest Governments: 213thMost Advanced Public Transport: 277thBest Weather: 333rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 388thHighest Poor Incomes: 395thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 422ndLargest Black Market: 442ndLongest Average Lifespans: 460thMost Beautiful Environments: 517thHighest Average Incomes: 887thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 939thHealthiest Citizens: 1,074thHighest Economic Output: 1,615thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,746thTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,173rdMost Developed: 3,380thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,626thMost Authoritarian: 5,502ndMost Conservative: 7,521stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,148thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,163rdNudest: 15,270thTop
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Largest Populations: 22,346thMost Extreme: 30,375th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionMost Primitive: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionBest Weather: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 13th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 43rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 63rd in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 79th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 88th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 153rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 173rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 197th in the regionMost Conservative: 254th in the regionMost Extreme: 322nd in the regionLargest Populations: 359th in the regionTop
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Nudest: 475th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Goguryeo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified.
  • : New Goguryeo was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Grand Duchy of Bite My Biscuits, infecting 6 million survivors.
  • : New Goguryeo was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Democratic Republic of Democratic Hilemners, infecting 29 million survivors and converting to a zombie exporter! Oh no!
  • : New Goguryeo was ravaged by a Zombie Burster Horde from The Armed Republic of New Hooland, infecting 1 million survivors.
  • : New Goguryeo was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Zombified and Most Survivors.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, political activists are routinely executed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, the government funds large training centres to turn Giant Pandas into functioning members of society.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in New Goguryeo, police officers catch up on their paperwork while handing their caseload to PIs.

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