Population | 4.962 billion |
Currency | Giraffereum |
Animal | Giraffe |
The Giraffe Constituent of New Giraffburgh is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.962 billion New Giraffburghians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.7%.
The powerhouse New Giraffburghian economy, worth 351 trillion Giraffereums a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,819 Giraffereums, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.
Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, political activists are routinely executed, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments, and scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. New Giraffburgh's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
New Giraffburgh is ranked 89,494th in the world and 5th in The Giraffe Federation for Most Stationary, with 507.90729299468 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
- : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
- : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.