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Giraffes, Giraffes, Giraffes
Most Primitive: 1,257thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,758thMost Avoided: 6,759th
The Giraffe Constituent of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Vassal
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Giraffburgh

Population4.962 billion

CurrencyGiraffereum
AnimalGiraffe

The Giraffe Constituent of New Giraffburgh is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its closed borders, free-roaming dinosaurs, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 4.962 billion New Giraffburghians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 59.7%.

The powerhouse New Giraffburghian economy, worth 351 trillion Giraffereums a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Basket Weaving, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,819 Giraffereums, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, political activists are routinely executed, prisoners fit in their parole hearings around their spa treatments, and scientists spend more time enduring government inspections than they do on actual science. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. New Giraffburgh's national animal is the Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Giraffburgh is ranked 89,494th in the world and 5th in The Giraffe Federation for Most Stationary, with 507.90729299468 days.

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Most Primitive: 1,257thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,758thTop
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Most Avoided: 6,759thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,969thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,384thLargest Retail Industry: 14,345thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 17,566thLargest Black Market: 18,074thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,287thMost Patriotic: 20,144th
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Most Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 3rd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Pacifist: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 7th in the regionNudest: 8th in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 9th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10th in the region

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  • : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : New Giraffburgh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.

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