The Royal Kingdom of New Gilboa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Silas Benjamin with a fair hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, national health service, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 29.066 billion New Gilboans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shiloh. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient New Gilboan economy, worth an astonishing 10,435 trillion laurels a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 359,028 laurels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, referenda are held for every conceivable government action, and the fattest folk in New Gilboa look to be the happiest ones. Crime is totally unknown. New Gilboa's national animal is the butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lutheranism.

New Gilboa is ranked 18,734^th in the world and 93^rd in 10000 Islands for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 7,327.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.