The Rescue Rangers of New Excalibus is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dale with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.047 billion Rescue Rangers enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the Park. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient chipmunkesque economy, worth a remarkable 1,640 trillion acorns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 181,327 acorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, the treehouse in Chipmunk Park is the tallest building in New Excalibus, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, and people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size. Crime is totally unknown. New Excalibus's national animal is the chipmunk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Excalibus is ranked 5,524^th in the world and 13^th in Anteria for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.25 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.