Population | 11.895 billion |
Capital | Big City |
Leader | Supreme Interpreter Groog Oingingio |
Faith | Ooga Booga |
Currency | Sea Shells |
Animal | Modern Man |
The Rock Imperialist of New Droseran People is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Interpreter Groog Oingingio with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.895 billion Prehistoric Men are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Administration, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Environment also on the agenda, while Education and Healthcare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Big City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.
The frighteningly efficient New Droseran Peoplean economy, worth 484 trillion Sea Shells a year, is extremely specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,710 Sea Shells, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.
Commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns, the overhead luggage compartment is often full, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite, and new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. New Droseran People's national animal is the Modern Man, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Ooga Booga.
New Droseran People is ranked 240,128th in the world and 6,776th in Lazarus for Most Influential, scoring 33 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Droseran People's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
- : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk.
- : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, daydreaming on public transport is considered impolite.
- : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, the overhead luggage compartment is often full.
- : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, commercial breaks often lead to nervous breakdowns.
- : Following new legislation in New Droseran People, bungee jumpers frequently go splat.
- : New Droseran People was struck by a Mk I (Immunizer) Cure Missile from The Democratic Queendom States of Shane Harper, curing 15 million infected.
- : New Droseran People was cleansed by a Level 1 Strike Force Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Democratic Queendom States of Shane Harper, killing 1 million zombies.
- : New Droseran People's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
- : New Droseran People was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Black Market.