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Long Live The Donkians!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,317thLargest Retail Industry: 10,768thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,898th
The Super Mario Land of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Influence
Handshaker
Prince
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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New Donk

Population2.037 billion

CapitalSaint Toadsburgh
LeaderLuigi
FaithPower Moons

CurrencyPurple Donkain Coins
AnimalYoshi

The Super Mario Land of New Donk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Luigi with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.037 billion Donkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Toadsburgh. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Donkian economy, worth 309 trillion Purple Donkain Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,830 Purple Donkain Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, "Luigi got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Donk's national animal is the Yoshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Power Moons.

New Donk is ranked 237,010th in the world and 94th in La Hira for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 9,317thLargest Retail Industry: 10,768thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,898thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,577thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15,593rdNicest Citizens: 15,941stTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,807thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20,620thMost Advanced Public Education: 20,756thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,527thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,475thMost Subsidized Industry: 22,605thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,662ndMost Corrupt Governments: 24,146thLargest Black Market: 24,315thHighest Average Incomes: 24,411thMost Cultured: 25,216thMost Efficient Economies: 28,318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 29,045thMost Advanced Public Transport: 29,485thSmartest Citizens: 30,449thHighest Food Quality: 30,682ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 33,833rdLargest Governments: 34,005th
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 7th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Patriotic: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 11th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Donk, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
  • : New Donk was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in New Donk, "Luigi got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
  • : Following new legislation in New Donk, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in New Donk, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
  • : New Donk altered its national flag.
  • : Following new legislation in New Donk, the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily.
  • : New Donk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Central Library Compact"".
  • : Following new legislation in New Donk, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in New Donk, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Donkian Embarrassments.

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Simsreich, Excal1bur, Painful Freedom, Avalon Atlantis, The Islamic Khilafah, and LEVI SQAUREPANTS.

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