Population | 2.037 billion |
Capital | Saint Toadsburgh |
Leader | Luigi |
Faith | Power Moons |
Currency | Purple Donkain Coins |
Animal | Yoshi |
The Super Mario Land of New Donk is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Luigi with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.037 billion Donkians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Toadsburgh. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Donkian economy, worth 309 trillion Purple Donkain Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 151,830 Purple Donkain Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play, "Luigi got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom, and popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Donk's national animal is the Yoshi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Power Moons.
New Donk is ranked 237,010th in the world and 94th in La Hira for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -2.19 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
New Donk, popular sunny beaches always have a cloudy outlook.
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New Donk was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in
New Donk, "Luigi got your tongue?" has become a popular idiom.
- : Following new legislation in
New Donk, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
- : Following new legislation in
New Donk, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
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New Donk altered its national flag.
- : Following new legislation in
New Donk, the church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily.
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New Donk voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "World Assembly Central Library Compact"".
- : Following new legislation in
New Donk, document forgery is a critical skill for would-be politicians.
- : Following new legislation in
New Donk, whipping posts and lashes have been transferred to the Historical Museum of Donkian Embarrassments.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 6 » Simsreich,
Excal1bur,
Painful Freedom,
Avalon Atlantis,
The Islamic Khilafah, and
LEVI SQAUREPANTS.