The Communist Utopic Republic of New Communist Eyanfaonie is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its state-planned economy, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 728 million New Eyanfaonieans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nart Min Lao. The average income tax rate is 60.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish New Communist Eyanfaoniean economy, worth 20.5 trillion New Fezzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 28,100 New Fezzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, the army insists there is nothing gay about men in uniforms rolling in the mud, and New Communist Eyanfaonie has designated Nart Min Lao as its capital city. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Communist Eyanfaonie's national animal is the Dragons, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

New Communist Eyanfaonie is ranked 134,591^st in the world and 20^th in THE W0RLD for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 850.53 on the Societal Mobility Rating.