The Empire of New Chian is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tam with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, frequent executions, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 14.985 billion New Chianians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beijokyo. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Chianian economy, worth a remarkable 5,773 trillion Chians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 385,310 Chians, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, just as students finish their homework it's time for school, owning a fishing rod can cause you to be subject to military questioning, and the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Chian's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Confucido.

New Chian is ranked 23,155^th in the world and 1,046^th in Chicken overlords for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 5,860.48 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.