Population | 5.13 billion |
Currency | Carat |
Animal | Rabbit |
The Federation of New Caratonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, compulsory vegetarianism, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.13 billion New Caratonians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient New Caratonian economy, worth 778 trillion Carats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 151,812 Carats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.
People's charity begins and ends at home, the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt, glamping New Caratonians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Caratonia's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
New Caratonia is ranked 167,225th in the world and 3,274th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 109.77108946868 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : New Caratonia applied to join the World Assembly.
- : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, glamping New Caratonians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, the line of royal succession just experienced a hardware interrupt.
- : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, people's charity begins and ends at home.
- : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
- : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
- : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, even God cannot save you in New Caratonia.
- : New Caratonia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters.