NATION

PASSWORD

Peace, Prosperity, Justice
Most Secular: 2,975thMost Patriotic: 3,378thMost Influential: 3,518th
The Federation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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New Caratonia

Population1.541 billion

CurrencyCarat
AnimalRabbit

The Federation of New Caratonia is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.541 billion New Caratonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.

The frighteningly efficient New Caratonian economy, worth 229 trillion Carats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 149,040 Carats, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The banshee wail foretells skies of death, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers, the nation has an international reputation for compassion, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Caratonia's national animal is the Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

New Caratonia is ranked 240,664th in the world and 1,437th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 13 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most Secular: 2,975thMost Patriotic: 3,378thMost Influential: 3,518thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,683rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,975thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,982ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,389thBest Weather: 4,469thLowest Crime Rates: 4,898thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,462ndMost Advanced Public Education: 5,599thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,643rdMost Beautiful Environments: 5,690thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,929thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,031stHighest Poor Incomes: 6,224thMost Developed: 6,230thMost Authoritarian: 7,201stLargest Governments: 7,451stLongest Average Lifespans: 7,531stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,593rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,857thHealthiest Citizens: 8,986thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,725thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10,481stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,659thSmartest Citizens: 10,680thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 15,502ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,233rdMost Income Equality: 17,446thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,453rdMost Efficient Economies: 21,298thLargest Black Market: 23,134thMost Conservative: 24,966thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,234th
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Most Authoritarian: 35th in the regionMost Patriotic: 38th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Extreme: 56th in the regionMost Secular: 63rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 66th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 67th in the regionMost Income Equality: 73rd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 81st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 81st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 89th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 98th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 104th in the regionBest Weather: 108th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 111th in the regionMost Conservative: 112th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 113th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Developed: 125th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 126th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 133rd in the regionLargest Governments: 139th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 143rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 145th in the regionLargest Black Market: 145th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 148th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : New Caratonia was endorsed by The Republic of Pickens Nation.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, overhead luggage compartments on planes sometimes conceal dimunitive intelligence officers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, the banshee wail foretells skies of death.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, nude art is becoming wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
  • : Following new legislation in New Caratonia, psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests.

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