NATION

PASSWORD

Might Makes Right
Most Pacifist: 15,830thSafest: 16,645th
The Republic of
Moralistic Democracy
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Page
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Reasonable
Political Freedom
Very Good

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New Bawkie 469

Population1.626 billion

Currencyruble
Animaltiger

The Republic of New Bawkie 469 is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed population of 1.626 billion New Bawkie 469ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The sizeable but inefficient New Bawkie 469ian economy, worth 52.3 trillion rubles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,178 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Gambling is outlawed, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves, and ritual mummification is making a comeback. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Bawkie 469's national animal is the tiger, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New Bawkie 469 is ranked 32,798th in the world and 292nd in Bawkie for Most Primitive, scoring 64.24 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Pacifist: 15,830thSafest: 16,645th
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Safest: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 18th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 56th in the regionTop
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Most Politically Free: 93rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 96th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 96th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 108th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 469, ritual mummification is making a comeback.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 469, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 469, teen parties are often ruined by wet blanket chaperones.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 469, gambling is outlawed.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 469, droves of former desperados are applying to join the border police.
  • : New Bawkie 469 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 469, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 469, senior citizens are often found slaving away in factories.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 469, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment.
  • : Following new legislation in New Bawkie 469, the minority inevitably have their addenda vetoed.

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