The United Provinces of New Balan Lib is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Syme O'Brien with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, smutty television, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 2.91 billion Libians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pruridge. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Libian economy, worth 632 trillion Balan Lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 217,437 Balan Lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The tomato-covered corpses that decorate the nation's cities are a favourite amongst morbid tourists, former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Balan Lib's national animal is the Rook, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Commune Of The Red Crown.

New Balan Lib is ranked 7,889^th in the world and 210^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,498.3 on the Societal Mobility Rating.