The Kingdom of New Badieben is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Dread Sovereign with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, compulsory military service, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.71 billion Badi have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Beni. The average income tax rate is 6.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Badi economy, worth a remarkable 1,108 trillion Badcoins a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 194,073 Badcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Tabloids publicly shun nurses for not calling home on the weekends, it takes a village to catch a criminal, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, and home renovation projects take decades to complete. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New Badieben's national animal is the Slig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Way.

New Badieben is ranked 2,152^nd in the world and 29^th in The East Pacific for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 182,235.19 Standard Monetary Units.