Population | 6.045 billion |
Capital | Ik Knalish |
Leader | Stimulatini Polisto the 44th |
Faith | Kiwianist |
Currency | Coin |
Animal | Kiwi |
The Autocratic Republic of New Astrail is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Stimulatini Polisto the 44th with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, devout population of 6.045 billion Astrailis are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ik Knalish. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient New Astrailian economy, worth 678 trillion Coins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 112,301 Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation, and police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Astrail's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kiwianist.
New Astrail is ranked 291,851st in the world and 10,026th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 2.34606099852 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : New Astrail's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, racial supremacists indulge their wildest fantasies in cinemas and theatres across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, the nation's youth would rather watch paint dry than the news.
- : New Astrail was refounded in Osiris.
- : New Astrail ceased to exist in Lazarus.
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort.
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in New Astrail, happiness is all being miserable together.