The Divine Comedy of New American Dictatorship is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Silco with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.705 billion Legends have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NERV HQ. The average income tax rate is 47.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Legendary economy, worth a remarkable 1,595 trillion Atiums a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 207,106 Atiums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

The tinfoil-hat crowd also recommend tinfoil wallets, religious turf wars have caused frustrated police to pray for divine intervention, Occam's razor has sliced to pieces any childhood belief in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, and NPCs in MMORPGs regularly interrupt cutscenes with OOC reminders that they aren't real people. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New American Dictatorship's national animal is the Giant Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Absolute Solver.

New American Dictatorship is ranked 255,641^st in the world and 3,686^th in the South Pacific for Most Conservative, scoring 37.58 on the Bush-Santorum Dawning Terror Index.