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My wisdom, and my heart, are boundless. Empress June I
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,133rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,835thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,361st
The Imperial Matriarchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship
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Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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New Afghanistani states

Population1.369 billion

CapitalGrand City of Neo-Kabul
LeaderEmpress June I
FaithThe Cult of the Empress

CurrencyAfghani
AnimalCat

The Imperial Matriarchy of New Afghanistani states is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress June I with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, vat-grown people, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical population of 1.369 billion New Afghanistani statesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grand City of Neo-Kabul. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Afghanistani statesian economy, worth 183 trillion Afghanis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 133,920 Afghanis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth, and tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Afghanistani states's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Cult of the Empress.

New Afghanistani states is ranked 198,466th in the world and 1,506th in 10000 Islands for Fattest Citizens, with 5.73 Obesity Rate.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,133rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,835thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,361stNicest Citizens: 5,750thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,863rdMost Inclusive: 7,232ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,132ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,512thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,541stMost Influential: 9,072ndMost Developed: 9,476thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 10,525thLargest Governments: 10,847thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,984thMost Secular: 11,714thMost Cultured: 12,122ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,330thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,413thMost Cheerful Citizens: 13,354thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,934thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,451stSmartest Citizens: 15,197thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,378thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,291stHighest Average Incomes: 17,503rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,756thHealthiest Citizens: 19,429thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,581stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 20,303rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 80th in the regionTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 108th in the regionNicest Citizens: 109th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 110th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 119th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 122nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 142nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 147th in the regionLargest Governments: 147th in the regionMost Developed: 156th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in New Afghanistani states, tax-payers are funding ever more extravagant movie projects.
  • : Following new legislation in New Afghanistani states, too many hyper-intelligent chefs can spoil the allegorical broth.
  • : New Afghanistani states was reclassified from "Iron Fist Socialists" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in New Afghanistani states, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in New Afghanistani states, demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise.
  • : Following new legislation in New Afghanistani states, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Following new legislation in New Afghanistani states, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration.
  • : New Afghanistani states was reclassified from "Corrupt Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Socialists".
  • : Following new legislation in New Afghanistani states, local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities.
  • : Following new legislation in New Afghanistani states, international terrorists often get their weapons supply in New Afghanistani states.

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