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Most Conservative: 4,763rd Most Ignorant Citizens: 7,291st Most Authoritarian: 9,041st
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Population101 million

Animal“Akhal Teke” Horse

The Republic of New-Turkmenistan is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 101 million New-Turkmenistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 27.9%.

The strong New-Turkmenistanian economy, worth 4.29 trillion Manats a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 42,479 Manats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

Torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, being nicknamed "Orange Face" has done Leader's credibility no favours, bars are packed at all hours, and attendance of fathers at PTA meetings is at an all-time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New-Turkmenistan's national animal is the “Akhal Teke” Horse, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

New-Turkmenistan is ranked 126,017th in the world and 2nd in Tyrannia for Largest Retail Industry, scoring -6.32 on the Shrinkwrap Consignment Productivity Index.

Most Conservative: 4,763rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,291stTop
Most Authoritarian: 9,041stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9,563rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,216thMost Avoided: 15,152nd

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