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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,392ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,902ndMost Influential: 2,666th
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Never was New England

Population4.517 billion

LeaderPrime Minister John Goodman


The Commonwealth of Never was New England is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister John Goodman with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.517 billion Never was New Englandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Never was New Englandian economy, worth 390 trillion Quans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 86,474 Quans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Prime Minister John Goodman proudly dismantled a broken door, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown. Never was New England's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Never was New England is ranked 17,108th in the world and 484th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,012.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,392ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,902ndMost Influential: 2,666thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 4,433rdMost Rebellious Youth: 5,220thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,288thNicest Citizens: 5,483rdMost Pacifist: 5,823rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,943rdMost Secular: 6,392ndBest Weather: 7,883rdMost Inclusive: 9,044thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,066thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,693rdMost Beautiful Environments: 10,082ndHighest Food Quality: 10,189thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,645thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,263rdMost Cultured: 12,336thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,387thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,614thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 14,827thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15,759thHealthiest Citizens: 15,847thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,108thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,752ndSafest: 19,859thSmartest Citizens: 20,533rdHighest Poor Incomes: 25,074th
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 37th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 137th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 157th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 176th in the regionNicest Citizens: 188th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 197th in the regionMost Secular: 204th in the regionMost Pacifist: 212th in the regionBest Weather: 261st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 267th in the regionMost Influential: 270th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 274th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 307th in the regionMost Inclusive: 314th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 327th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 330th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 351st in the regionMost Cultured: 372nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 381st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 442nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 449th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 484th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 496th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 507th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 515th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 630th in the regionSafest: 729th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 734th in the regionLargest Populations: 741st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 774th in the regionMost Developed: 779th in the regionLargest Governments: 808th in the regionMost Stationary: 827th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 848th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 937th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 963rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,061st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,132nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,238th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1,239th in the region

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