The Commonwealth of Never was New England is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister John Goodman with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.517 billion Never was New Englandians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Boston. The average income tax rate is 77.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Never was New Englandian economy, worth 390 trillion Quans a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Average income is 86,474 Quans, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In a baffling press conference Prime Minister John Goodman proudly dismantled a broken door, literature classes frequently go on field trips to rock concerts, the best way to be heard in politics is to speak softly and carry a big comedy prop, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown. Never was New England's national animal is the Orca, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is None.

Never was New England is ranked 17,108^th in the world and 484^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,012.62 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.