The Rick of Never gonna make u cry is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.542 billion Never gonna make u cryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Never gonna make u cryian economy, worth 780 trillion Ricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,902 Ricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, the government snoops on private internet connections, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Never gonna make u cry's national animal is the Rick, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Never gonna make u cry is ranked 39,725th in the world and 72nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 70.88 Effective Tax Rate.
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Never gonna make u cry, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
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Never gonna make u cry, the government snoops on private internet connections.
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Never gonna make u cry, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
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Never gonna make u cry, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
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Never gonna make u cry, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
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Never gonna make u cry, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
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Never gonna make u cry, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
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Never gonna make u cry, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
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Never gonna make u cry, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
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Never gonna make u cry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.