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We Love Rick
Most Armed: 6,873rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,034thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,830th
The Rick of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Never gonna make u cry

Population5.542 billion

CapitalRick
LeaderRick Astley

CurrencyRick
AnimalRick

The Rick of Never gonna make u cry is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Rick Astley with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, avowedly heterosexual populace, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.542 billion Never gonna make u cryians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Administration are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rick. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Never gonna make u cryian economy, worth 780 trillion Ricks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 140,902 Ricks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, the government snoops on private internet connections, and a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Never gonna make u cry's national animal is the Rick, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Never gonna make u cry is ranked 39,725th in the world and 72nd in The Funian Puppet Region for Highest Average Tax Rates, with 70.88 Effective Tax Rate.

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5%
Most Armed: 6,873rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,034thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,830thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,126thMost Patriotic: 10,341stLargest Black Market: 12,422ndTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 18,508thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,941stMost Authoritarian: 19,339thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,402ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25,125thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 25,312thHighest Average Incomes: 29,474thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,563rd
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Most Armed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionTop
5%
Most Patriotic: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 35th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 41st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 42nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 42nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 48th in the regionLargest Populations: 52nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 55th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 62nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 62nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionMost Extreme: 66th in the regionMost Stationary: 67th in the regionMost Influential: 70th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Never gonna make u cry, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order.
  • : Following new legislation in Never gonna make u cry, the government snoops on private internet connections.
  • : Following new legislation in Never gonna make u cry, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Never gonna make u cry, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
  • : Following new legislation in Never gonna make u cry, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed.
  • : Following new legislation in Never gonna make u cry, the government regrets to say that it is forced to make cuts to citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Never gonna make u cry, overly distant dads are conscripted into national nappy service.
  • : Following new legislation in Never gonna make u cry, politicians preface their speeches with a declaration that any resemblance to speeches given by individuals living or dead is purely coincidental.
  • : Following new legislation in Never gonna make u cry, it is well recognised that you can't sustain communism without a bit of spirit.
  • : Never gonna make u cry was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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