The Federal Republic of Neurin is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Ryan Poussan with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.969 billion Neurinians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bradelles. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Neurinian economy, worth 369 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 187,755 Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 560,750 per year while the poor average 49,196, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.

Prime picnicking sites are being paved over in the name of progress, disgruntled jocks are forced to play tetris for entertainment, a the South Pacific Tourist Association survey has rated Neurin #1 for number twos, and superfoods are often seen as supervillains. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neurin's national animal is the Leopard, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Episcopalianism.

Neurin is ranked 260,990^th in the world and 12,485^th in the South Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 7.49 pounds of wildlife per square mile.