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Xim opisja aonixaniridit
Largest Black Market: 564thHighest Poor Incomes: 606thMost Subsidized Industry: 858th
The Xogheknate of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Handshaker
Deputy Director
Region
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Neuewland

Population15.082 billion

CapitalNyalizhag
LeaderSchmidt Johnson
FaithSjaanism

CurrencyTyrsu
AnimalSivuk Marmot

The Xogheknate of Neuewland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Schmidt Johnson with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 15.082 billion Nyals are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nyalizhag. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nyal economy, worth a remarkable 6,399 trillion Tyrsus a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 424,315 Tyrsus, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has declared that sharing is uncaring, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree, and creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neuewland's national animal is the Sivuk Marmot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Sjaanism.

Neuewland is ranked 9,064th in the world and 2nd in Anteria for Most Stationary, with 2,517.13250708972 days.

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Largest Black Market: 564thHighest Poor Incomes: 606thMost Subsidized Industry: 858thHighest Average Incomes: 877thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,088thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,130thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,142ndMost Corrupt Governments: 1,205thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,288thMost Efficient Economies: 1,337thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,387thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,422ndLargest Retail Industry: 1,432ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,888thLargest Mining Sector: 1,989thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,091stHighest Economic Output: 2,118thMost Armed: 2,274thMost Influential: 2,321stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,715thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,717thTop
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Most Developed: 4,071stLargest Governments: 4,377thRudest Citizens: 4,435thSmartest Citizens: 4,540thLowest Crime Rates: 4,549thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,978thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,033rdLongest Average Lifespans: 6,458thHighest Disposable Incomes: 6,682ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,034thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,788thMost Stationary: 9,064thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,784thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,083rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,628thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,414thMost Patriotic: 12,944thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,954thTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 16,119thMost Secular: 16,316thMost Cultured: 17,822ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,773rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 22,883rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 23,676thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,469thLargest Populations: 26,438thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 29,617th
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Governments: 7th in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Populations: 10th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 14th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neuewland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.
  • : Neuewland's influence in Anteria rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Neuewland changed its national capital to "Nyalizhag" and its demonym plural to "Nyals".
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, creating dance remixes is the newest form of conspicuous consumption.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, jaywalking will put an end to a family tree.
  • : Neuewland was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, increasing inclusiveness is a sign of the times.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, the government has declared that sharing is uncaring.
  • : Following new legislation in Neuewland, asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response.
  • : Neuewland was endorsed by The People's Republic of La Montilla.

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