The Democratic Republic of Neu Demokratic Deutschland is a huge, genial nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 656 million Neu Demokratic Deutschlandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Neu Demokratic Deutschlandian economy, worth 18.9 trillion Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 28,833 Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Divorce is illegal, there are six more weeks of winter if a northerner sees his shadow, racehorses move a lot slower these days, and home renovation shows are increasingly popular. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neu Demokratic Deutschland's national animal is the Hund, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Neu Demokratic Deutschland is ranked 78,704^th in the world and 2,439^th in the South Pacific for Healthiest Citizens, with 3.63 bananas ingested per day.