The Confederacy of Netherdutchland is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 16.809 billion Netherdutchmen are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.1%.

The very strong Netherdutch economy, worth a remarkable 1,257 trillion guilders a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 74,840 guilders, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 497,892 per year while the poor average 4,289, a ratio of 116 to 1.

The government has instituted 'traveller reservations' across the country, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, weird or unusual crimes merit cruel and unusual punishments, and marijuana is legal in the privacy of your own home. Crime is moderate. Netherdutchland's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Netherdutchland is ranked 244,845^th in the world and 183^rd in Nederland for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.51 law-abiding acts per hour.