We will get there The Lord
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 477th Most Influential: 1,985th Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,117th
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Population880 million

LeaderThe Lord


The Dominion of Neruch is a huge, safe nation, ruled by The Lord with an iron fist, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, public floggings, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 880 million Neruchians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neruchia. The average income tax rate is 75.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Neruchian economy, worth 118 trillion credits a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Trout Farming. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,049 credits, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Neruchians incessantly needle their doctors for relief, the horniness of the great-horned platypus is considered a national priority, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, and a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neruch's national animal is the platypus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Neruch is ranked 149,973rd in the world and 6,649th in The East Pacific for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -8.37 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 477thTop
Most Influential: 1,985thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,117thMost Secular: 5,869thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,902ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,260thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,203rdTop
Most Developed: 8,721stMost Subsidized Industry: 9,337thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,439thLowest Crime Rates: 10,084thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,235thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,375thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,799thMost Efficient Economies: 11,835thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,856thHealthiest Citizens: 12,149thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,664thBest Weather: 12,693rdMost Advanced Public Education: 12,953rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,299thLargest Governments: 13,739thSmartest Citizens: 14,314thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,475thHighest Average Incomes: 16,350thMost Pacifist: 16,658th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 85th in the regionMost Influential: 125th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 153rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 208th in the regionMost Secular: 208th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 221st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 241st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 263rd in the regionMost Developed: 264th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 296th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 304th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 316th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 321st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 335th in the regionLargest Black Market: 337th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 338th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 351st in the regionLargest Governments: 352nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 360th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 366th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 376th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 414th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 415th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 443rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 457th in the regionMost Pacifist: 603rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 603rd in the regionMost Cultured: 610th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 610th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 727th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Neruch, a primitive society is being eroded as its youth flock to the modern world.
  • : Following new legislation in Neruch, a fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion.
  • : Following new legislation in Neruch, the horniness of the great-horned platypus is considered a national priority.
  • : Following new legislation in Neruch, Neruchians incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Following new legislation in Neruch, citizens no longer take selfies with their dead relatives at funerals.
  • : Following new legislation in Neruch, trespassers entering The Lord's office are immediately vaporized.
  • : Following new legislation in Neruch, devotion to God is only skin-deep.
  • : Neruch was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pacifist.
  • : Following new legislation in Neruch, Neruch is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Neruch, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 215 » Izonno, Midwestern States of USA, Fedele, H-Zhena, The Happian Union, Nazagully, Dreshand, Headpat Central, Ridann, Todd McCloud, Socialist Holy American Empire, Bachtendekuppen, Aeneas Prime, Birdbow, A Slanted Black Stripe, Roissyland, Marrico, Brotherland, Pakitsk, Davelands, Axdel, Wiranath, Hizuru, Republic of Berzerkistan, Kucia, The Sacred Whale, Merlovich, Lejon Stad, Elejamie, Roliganistan, Adriatican, Splena, Khurn Empire, Osterreich und Ungarn, Talitoa, Ad Honorem Dei, British Calradia, Unger under over, Tshana, Darkenval, Arkantis, Wizardonia, Sericena, Adavan, Sadinata, The Solar Ottomans, Shantan, Squid Ruinosa, The All Male Hot Tub, The Earth Systems Alliance, and 165 others.Lanagon, La Isla Nueva, Bortalandet, Blaretania, Just Vale 2, Shinnokawa, Imperial Akatsuki, TURKEYISM, Gemookul, Trimmania, Laikantar, TheRuthenians, Ouroboric, Tel Mithru, Kelsyth, ReeK, Drunken Seal Islands, New Birblands, The Almighty Country, Federated States of Zootron, Impia Aghte, Federal Unity, Bai Lung, The Underwood Industrial Empire, The Buckeye States, Froplondia, Layngderfleethe, Free Goldsaver, Chols Worithopia, Mobumasu, The Southern Isles of Dreyse, Swiftwhiskers, Choushuu, New Taranaki, Darkfull, Ribanzi, Free Peoples Republic of Sandir, Norjis, Arkhadimia, United China Nation, Constructbegin, Pightinbotanoffen, Betremia, Someseni, Greater New Islew, VW53Aland, Oskoldia, Our Gods, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Servants of Gizmo, Endertopias, Kaigi, Kublam, The Empire of Rijelv, Agonya, Ravendi, Urimel, Janoobi Jazair, Stateless, Bakaworld, Aden Dimities, Mundiferrum, Kangarawa, Ellsonian Dominion, The Holy Empire of Moronica, Tim Stark, Davinhia, Solarfall, Illen Falis, Solestia, Danesopia, Wanabe, The island of Kiria, Joundia, Sonictopia, Riveraland, Secos, Freedom Fascists, Bacon Land, Survivoristan, Noiloi, Wendelandia, Am Echad, Xobalon, Bons Boofer, Dragonia, Ver Norge, Blazing Samaritan, Nysa Arcadia, Duracell, Thyaclinia, Lyontisia, Eagas, Qui sequuntur somnia, Goodnamesarerare, The New Wisconsin Empire, Escade, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, Morkuldin, Broengtopia, Veron, Lobos, Furnifold, AngusEssa, Elkenian, Areast, Dragonroar, Propwash, Lost Luxuria, Alkintare, Kagorg Bra Corna, The Romanum Legio, CopyCato, Ciwor, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Norport, Dreamersistan, Aristortia, Ciggie Smallistan, New Leganes, Pulmonaria, Bullpups, Baumdahl, Biggstonia, The Jar Jar Jar of Jar Jar, Verketa, Enlil, Slys Paws, The Holy Utopian Republic, Penfifteen, Ruso-Germania, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Humri, Tuvaltastan, Grand Rheinland, Narinoland, Superior Indonesia, Taurora, South East Charmaracapa, Dpispitir, Galve, Abtracnt, Rhealaliit, Kyrloth, Germansberg, Kyrtizhan, Sansangra, Bytes, Ceruleasia, Arpino, Akorial, Binghamton University, SloveStates, New Military, Airrajul, The New Papacy of Rome and the Spanish, Sicilla, Dzosk, Zang0, Noralia, FreedomDive, Aelitia, BearStackof2015, Mr Dr Prof Patrick, and The United Asian Republics.

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