The Constitutional Monarchy of Neriorki is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Kongeur Olburke II with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 1.263 billion Neriorkians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kirkwall. The average income tax rate is 64.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Neriorkian economy, worth 112 trillion Crúnas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,234 Crúnas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, kids these days know how to throw a proper punch, and constituents prefer a carrot and boomstick approach to dealing with politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neriorki's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Neriorki is ranked 69,293^rd in the world and 1,591^st in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 89,234.91 Standard Monetary Units.