Population | 5.64 billion |
Capital | Ferelden |
Leader | King Auron |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Medieval Coins |
Animal | Dragon |
The Unified Federation Republic of Nerd and Geek Land is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Auron with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, triple-decker prams, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 5.64 billion Neurodivergents are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ferelden. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Neurodivergent economy, worth a remarkable 1,431 trillion Medieval Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 253,858 Medieval Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Neurodivergent as 'your finger, you fool', and the entire entry for Nerd and Geek Land in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nerd and Geek Land's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.
Nerd and Geek Land is ranked 5,292nd in the world and 164th in The North Pacific for Highest Average Incomes, with 253,858.54 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Nerd and Geek Land, the entire entry for Nerd and Geek Land in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
- : Following new legislation in Nerd and Geek Land, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Neurodivergent as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in Nerd and Geek Land, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
- : Following new legislation in Nerd and Geek Land, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in Nerd and Geek Land, not showing enough enthusiasm for mutual assured destruction is a court-martial offence.
- : Following new legislation in Nerd and Geek Land, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.
- : Following new legislation in Nerd and Geek Land, customs officers pretend not to hear shouts of "HELP LET ME OUT!" emerging from diplomatic bags.
- : Following new legislation in Nerd and Geek Land, teachers are skilled at leaving no evidence of child cruelty.
- : Following new legislation in Nerd and Geek Land, signs saying "No Poor People or Weirdoes" are common outside shops and cafés.
- : Following new legislation in Nerd and Geek Land, machine-peeled candied grapes come in individual packaging for the busy commuter.