Population | 8.117 billion |
Capital | The Ancient City of Neovilla |
Leader | Wisdoms of Neova |
Faith | The Cult of the Goddess Neova |
Currency | neovi |
Animal | 🦋 neovian butterfly |
The Ancient City 🏯 of Neovilla is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Wisdoms of Neova with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and complete absence of social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 8.117 billion Neovianese live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Administration, although Industry and Healthcare are also considered important, while Defense and Public Transport are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Ancient City of Neovilla. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Neovianese economy, worth a remarkable 1,320 trillion neovis a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 162,702 neovis, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 511,022 per year while the poor average 39,663, a ratio of 12.9 to 1.
People accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again, political shows are fit for purpose, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Neovilla's national animal is the 🦋 neovian butterfly, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Cult of the Goddess Neova.
Neovilla is ranked 121,519th in the world and 83rd in Yggdrasil for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 1,510.58 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neovilla, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs.
- : Neovilla was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Following new legislation in Neovilla, political shows are fit for purpose.
- : Following new legislation in Neovilla, it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again.
- : Following new legislation in Neovilla, people accuse the government of being in bed with Big Safety.
- : Following new legislation in Neovilla, East Lebatuckese astronauts' favorite game during downtime on the Multinational Space Station is 'I Spy'.
- : Following new legislation in Neovilla, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Wisdoms of Neova's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Neovilla, The Pipe Bomb Makers' Pop-Up Book can be found in preschool libraries.
- : Following new legislation in Neovilla, movies depict muscle-bound women kicking down a titanium door to carry hysterical men to safety.
- : Following new legislation in Neovilla, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.