Population | 7.823 billion |
Capital | Mavolo |
Leader | Stevinio Kiwi |
Currency | Ilor |
Animal | Penguin |
The Federal Republic of Neo Mavellen is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Stevinio Kiwi with an even hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.823 billion Neo Mavellenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mavolo. The average income tax rate is 82.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Neo Mavellenian economy, worth 668 trillion Ilors a year, is highly specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 85,508 Ilors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, and films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo Mavellen's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Neo Mavellen is ranked 159,159th in the world and 3,027th in Osiris for Most Stationary, with 129.7097780968 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Neo Mavellen was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Mavellen, films are funded in accordance with the volume of tears shed when reading the screenplay.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Mavellen, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more.
- : Neo Mavellen's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Neo Mavellen, social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Mavellen, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Mavellen, the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools.
- : Neo Mavellen was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Mavellen, when people ask what the difference is between politicians and lawyers they are referred to document c15(iv) section 14.1 subsection 3.2 of the Jan 2015 political category definition guidance codes.
- : Following new legislation in Neo Mavellen, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.