Population | 7.207 billion |
Currency | lira |
Animal | dolphin |
The Mute Icecream Waifu of Neo80 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.207 billion Neo80ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Neo80ian economy, worth 659 trillion lire a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 91,473 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
The transit system is throwing poor people under the bus, Neo80 successfully hosted the Alliance of Supreme Powers Olympics, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, and politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo80's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.
Neo80 is ranked 223,223rd in the world and 8,034th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Average, scoring 30.29 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neo80, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
- : Following new legislation in Neo80, the nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides.
- : Following new legislation in Neo80, Neo80 successfully hosted the Alliance of Supreme Powers Olympics.
- : Following new legislation in Neo80, the transit system is throwing poor people under the bus.
- : Following new legislation in Neo80, witches' brews set off Geiger counters.
- : Following new legislation in Neo80, smoking is banned in public areas.
- : Following new legislation in Neo80, rumor has it that Leader has won three lotteries in a row.
- : Following new legislation in Neo80, the government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life.
- : Following new legislation in Neo80, artists from across the nation compete to renovate the restrooms of old government buildings.
- : Following new legislation in Neo80, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.