Population | 7.004 billion |
Currency | mark |
Animal | cow |
The Best Girl of Neo426 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, disturbing lack of elderly people, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 7.004 billion Neo426ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.0%.
The thriving Neo426ian economy, worth 587 trillion marks a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,910 marks, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 250,980 per year while the poor average 21,940, a ratio of 11.4 to 1.
Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice, and concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas". Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo426's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Neo426 is ranked 25,712th in the world and 462nd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Most Influential, scoring 2,220 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Neo426, concert halls sport signs proclaiming "No Shorts, Sandals or Swastikas".
- : Following new legislation in Neo426, the only soporific permitted during sermons is the preacher's voice.
- : Neo426 was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Neo426, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
- : Following new legislation in Neo426, Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide.
- : Neo426 was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Neo426, nobody draws smiley faces on receipts anymore.
- : Following new legislation in Neo426, Merry Birthday is a popular protest song despite the risk of fines and royalty dues.
- : Following new legislation in Neo426, the nationalistic national anthem inspires citizens to literally spit at foreigners.
- : Following new legislation in Neo426, claiming to have performed the Heimlich Maneuver is a popular defense for assault charges.