The Best girl of Neo393 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.18 billion Neo393ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 66.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neo393ian economy, worth 671 trillion deniers a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 93,500 deniers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Political clichés like "band-aid solutions" and "adrenaline shots to the economy" are headed for the dumpster, broken suspension systems are giving auto repair shops plenty of business, Moby Dick can only be sold by pornographers, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo393's national animal is the beaver, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Neo393 is ranked 205,978^th in the world and 7,033^rd in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 31,042.03 Standard Monetary Units.