The Best Girl of Neo368 is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, parental licensing program, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.913 billion Neo368ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 36.3%.

The powerhouse Neo368ian economy, worth 366 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 62,061 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, construction workers evacuate work sites after finding sharp rocks on the ground, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Neo368's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neo368 is ranked 94,067^th in the world and 828^th in Alliance of Supreme Powers for Lowest Crime Rates, with 66.62 law-abiding acts per hour.