Long live the Ottomans!
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,261stMost Primitive: 2,578thMost Influential: 3,340th
The Exiled Holy Muslim Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population544 million


CurrencyOttoman lira
AnimalNeo-Ottomanian pink bear

The Exiled Holy Muslim Empire of Neo-Ottomania is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 544 million Neo-Ottomanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neo-Constantinople. The average income tax rate is 70.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Neo-Ottomanian economy, worth 25.7 trillion Ottoman lire a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 47,249 Ottoman lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A new apartment is worth a thousand betrayals, it is broadly agreed that tramp stamps are criminally undesirable, the nation's water should not be ingested while operating heavy machinery, and Animal Liberationists are regularly arrested. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Ottomania's national animal is the Neo-Ottomanian pink bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Neo-Ottomania is ranked 185,819th in the world and 8,020th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 1.98 Crimes Per Hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,261stTop
Most Primitive: 2,578thMost Influential: 3,340thMost Authoritarian: 4,071stMost Conservative: 6,447thTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 11,007thMost Income Equality: 11,313thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,491stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,035thMost Extreme: 15,864thBest Weather: 16,347thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,830thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 20,098th
Most Primitive: 144th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 197th in the regionMost Extreme: 271st in the regionMost Conservative: 346th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 419th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 521st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 561st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 605th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 785th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 866th in the regionBest Weather: 886th in the region

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