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Neo-Capitalism, Best Capitalism
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,107thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,726thRudest Citizens: 3,177th
The Empire of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Sprat
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Neo-Capitalism

Population874 million

CapitalCorporate City

CurrencyUS Dollar
AnimalBald Eagle

The Empire of Neo-Capitalism is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, restrictive gun laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 874 million Neo-Capitalists are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corporate City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Capitalist economy, worth 126 trillion US Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 144,675 US Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,073,038 per year while the poor average 5,806, a ratio of 184 to 1.

Agricultural employees work for peanuts, the government has the power to seize property at will, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent, and people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Capitalism's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Neo-Capitalism is ranked 19,741st in the world and 1,023rd in The North Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 16,459.32 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,107thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,726thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,177thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,860thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,350thLargest Retail Industry: 4,449thMost Influential: 5,312thFattest Citizens: 6,584thMost Avoided: 6,675thTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 11,275thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,435thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,283rdMost Efficient Economies: 13,489thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,576thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,808thHighest Average Incomes: 14,759thMost Cultured: 14,770thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 15,826thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,291stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,057thLargest Mining Sector: 18,476thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,741stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,814thSmartest Citizens: 22,053rd
Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 42nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 49th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 137th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 173rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 178th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 220th in the regionMost Avoided: 235th in the regionFattest Citizens: 236th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 462nd in the regionTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 514th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 553rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 582nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 584th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 696th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 696th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 697th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 723rd in the regionMost Cultured: 749th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 751st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 806th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 859th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 924th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Neo-Capitalism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.
  • : Neo-Capitalism was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, cheese has become the new icon of political dissent.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, the government has the power to seize property at will.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, agricultural employees work for peanuts.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings.
  • : Following new legislation in Neo-Capitalism, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".

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