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Most Valuable International Artwork: 15thMost Politically Free: 1,475thMost Pacifist: 2,097th
The Principles of
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Population3.129 billion

CapitalNervaya Alta
LeaderSteev Kafka
Faiththe Principles


The Principles of Neim is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Steev Kafka with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.129 billion Neimans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nervaya Alta. The average income tax rate is 93.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Neimish economy, worth 418 trillion Marks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,718 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The only things written in the stars are arrest warrants for astrologers, the new national campaign exhorts men to "Show Some Class - Don't Sit On Your Ass", many in Neim are born in the purple, and aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neim's national animal is the Squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Principles.

Neim is ranked 12,653rd in the world and 1st in Denicia for Smartest Citizens, with 81.85 quips per hour.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 15thMost Politically Free: 1,475thMost Pacifist: 2,097thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,208thNicest Citizens: 2,435thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,472ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 2,627thTop
Best Weather: 2,811thMost Inclusive: 4,446thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,604thHealthiest Citizens: 4,989thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,992ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,508thSafest: 5,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,206thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,025thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,751stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,015thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,119thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,490thHighest Food Quality: 8,776thLargest Governments: 9,157thMost Developed: 9,524thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,570thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,366thMost Efficient Economies: 11,572ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,905thSmartest Citizens: 12,653rdTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 14,217thMost Income Equality: 15,469thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,692ndMost Secular: 16,370thHighest Average Incomes: 20,583rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,436th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the region

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