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Liberty
Largest Black Market: 4,416thMost Devout: 7,510thHighest Economic Output: 9,459th
The Neon of
Psychotic Dictatorship
Influence
Newcomer
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ne

Population14.509 billion

CurrencyGold
AnimalElephant

The Neon of Ne is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.509 billion Neans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nean economy, worth a remarkable 2,449 trillion Golds a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 168,841 Golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Scientists are not permitted to ask questions, exported livestock are wined and dined before they are flat ironed, the government invades its allies more than its enemies, and homeless people dying of starvation are thought to be a necessary cost of preventing terrorism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ne's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ne is ranked 272,898th in the world and 8,803rd in Osiris for Fattest Citizens, with 6.56 Obesity Rate.

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5%
Largest Black Market: 4,416thMost Devout: 7,510thHighest Economic Output: 9,459thMost Patriotic: 10,362ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,366thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,649thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,924thMost Corrupt Governments: 13,288thHighest Poor Incomes: 13,398thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,536thTop
10%
Highest Average Incomes: 16,346thMost Authoritarian: 17,184thMost Cultured: 21,541stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,043rdMost Developed: 22,399thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,151stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,452ndLargest Populations: 27,853rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 28,249thLargest Mining Sector: 29,370thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,453rd
Top
5%
Largest Black Market: 307th in the regionMost Devout: 427th in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 535th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 678th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 716th in the regionMost Patriotic: 787th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 819th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 842nd in the regionLargest Populations: 867th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 979th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 979th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ne's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Ne's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Ne's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Ne was refounded in Osiris.
  • : Ne ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Ne's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Ne's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Ne was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Ne ceased to exist in Iveagh.
  • : Ne was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.

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