Population | 13.218 billion |
Capital | Gridlock |
Leader | Churro The Human |
Currency | Temmieflake |
Animal | Eagle |
The Democratic Republic of Naviwind is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Churro The Human with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 13.218 billion Naviwindians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gridlock. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Naviwindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,978 trillion Temmieflakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 225,318 Temmieflakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People often feel unbalanced by their daily commute, a passport is literally priceless, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones, and the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naviwind's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Naviwind is ranked 183,847th in the world and 1st in The COG for Most Stationary, with 72.48142583408 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Naviwind, the new Refuse Hills housing development is under construction.
- : Following new legislation in Naviwind, city rooftops are pockmarked with the shattered remains of high velocity delivery drones.
- : Following new legislation in Naviwind, a passport is literally priceless.
- : Naviwind was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality and Most Inclusive.
- : Naviwind created a custom banner.
- : Following new legislation in Naviwind, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.
- : Following new legislation in Naviwind, the media seems excessively interested in what Churro The Human is wearing this season.
- : Naviwind created a custom banner.
- : Naviwind was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Naviwind, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Churro The Human.