The Democratic Republic of Naviwind is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Churro The Human with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 14.915 billion Naviwindians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gridlock. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Naviwindian economy, worth a remarkable 3,499 trillion Naviwindian Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 234,637 Naviwindian Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Nose plugs are the latest Naviwindian fashion accessory, replacement organs are grown in vats, both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, and the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Naviwind's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Naviwind is ranked 2,607^th in the world and 1^st in The COG for Largest Governments, scoring 51.76 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.