The Pirates' Guild of Navigator is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Tolaquiom with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, anti-smoking policies, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 40.977 billion Navigators enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Compass. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Navigating economy, worth an astonishing 11,329 trillion Dkgs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 276,489 Dkgs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,014,470 per year while the poor average 53,341, a ratio of 19.0 to 1.

Distrust of taps has many people bathing only with bottled mineral water, vacationing Navigators expect to be treated as royalty, it is technically inaccurate to call the dead 'worm food', and the price of freedom is about half a million Dkgs. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Navigator's national animal is the shark, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Navigator is ranked 11,845^th in the world and 6^th in Autropolis for Most Stationary, with 1,760.2805400864 days.