Population | 19.108 billion |
Capital | Safe Haven |
Leader | Captain Ulrik Svensgaard |
Currency | energy credit |
Animal | Sealurk |
The Nomadic Faction of Nautilus Pirates is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Captain Ulrik Svensgaard with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, smutty television, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 19.108 billion Pirates are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.
The tiny, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Safe Haven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Pirate economy, worth a remarkable 3,333 trillion energy credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 174,476 energy credits, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,591,247 per year while the poor average 2,127, a ratio of 747 to 1.
Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions, violent criminals are doomed to be hunted by a psychotic billionaire, and counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nautilus Pirates's national animal is the Sealurk, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Nautilus Pirates is ranked 8,616th in the world and 10th in Sid Meiers Alpha Centauri for Most Stationary, with 2,578.91259949488 days.
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- : Nautilus Pirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Nautilus Pirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Nautilus Pirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
- : Nautilus Pirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Nautilus Pirates was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Nautilus Pirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Nautilus Pirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Nautilus Pirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Nautilus Pirates was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Armed.
- : Nautilus Pirates was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Insurance Industry.