...and nothing seemed more worthless than his freedom.
Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,817thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,550thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,445th
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Nature Theatre of Oklahoma

Population1.682 billion

LeaderThe Man Who Disappeared
FaithAmerican Dream


The Amerikan Dream of Nature Theatre of Oklahoma is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by The Man Who Disappeared with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ban on automobiles, and smutty television. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.682 billion Amerikans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, although Education, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while International Aid and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tulsa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.8%.

The strong Amerikan economy, worth 71.9 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is 42,774 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, weekly religious services often resemble campaign rallies, major cities are suffering under water rationing, and murder rates are on the rise as the popularity of soylent products grows. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Nature Theatre of Oklahoma's national animal is the Turkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is American Dream.

Nature Theatre of Oklahoma is ranked 8,855th in the world and 4th in Palimpsest for Most Primitive, scoring 99.75 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,817thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,550thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,445thMost Primitive: 8,855thTop
Most Devout: 12,461stMost Cheerful Citizens: 12,621stMost Cultured: 23,528th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the region

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