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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 208thHighest Crime Rates: 288thLargest Gambling Industry: 343rd
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Native Inhabitants of Antarctica

Population11.226 billion

CapitalMcMurdo Station
LeaderSupreme Executive Tux
FaithCult of Open-Source Software


The Most Serene Conglomerate of Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Supreme Executive Tux with a fair hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, frequent executions, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.226 billion Penguins live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of McMurdo Station. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Antarctican economy, worth a remarkable 2,433 trillion dogecoins a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 216,762 dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

All astronauts are hot twenty-something models selected because they have 'the right stuff', private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots, graffiti graces every city's streets, and government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Native Inhabitants of Antarctica's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cult of Open-Source Software.

Native Inhabitants of Antarctica is ranked 14,696th in the world and 727th in Lazarus for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 25,234.35 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 208thHighest Crime Rates: 288thLargest Gambling Industry: 343rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 382ndFattest Citizens: 417thMost Armed: 425thMost Avoided: 430thRudest Citizens: 464thLargest Retail Industry: 482ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 533rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 741stMost Rebellious Youth: 1,127thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,331stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,487thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,784thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,894thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,064thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,176thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 3,226thMost Influential: 5,285thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,463rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,958thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,379thHighest Economic Output: 7,534thMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,016thTop
Largest Black Market: 13,483rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,573rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,696thMost Secular: 14,987thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,742ndMost Efficient Economies: 20,488thHighest Drug Use: 23,267thLargest Information Technology Sector: 23,427th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 18th in the regionMost Avoided: 18th in the regionFattest Citizens: 19th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 24th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 32nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 37th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 72nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 74th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 81st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 92nd in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 104th in the regionMost Influential: 116th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 146th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 150th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 285th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 285th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 292nd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 380th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 398th in the regionLargest Black Market: 597th in the region