Population | 18.152 billion |
Capital | Nationalist Gold Unionopolis |
Leader | President Chief P Resident |
Faith | Unionistionianism |
Currency | telegram stamp |
Animal | eagle |
The Victorious Dictator of Nationalist Gold Union is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Chief P Resident with an iron fist, and notable for its closed borders, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.152 billion Unionistionianis are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nationalist Gold Unionopolis. The average income tax rate is 59.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Unionistioniani economy, worth a remarkable 5,031 trillion telegram stamps a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 277,184 telegram stamps, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
Hypochondriacs demand treatment for genetic disorders they don't have, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, panels from bankrupt rooftop solar companies are used as props for sci-fi B-movies, and older citizens lament over the loss of law and order. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nationalist Gold Union's national animal is the eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unionistionianism.
Nationalist Gold Union is ranked 63,543rd in the world and 18th in Testregionia for Most Stationary, with 748.75286802008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nationalist Gold Union was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Nationalist Gold Union was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Nationalist Gold Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Nationalist Gold Union changed its national capital to "Nationalist Gold Unionopolis", its demonym to "Unionistionian", its demonym adjective to "Unionistioniani", its demonym plural to "Unionistionianis", its faith to "Unionistionianism", and its leader to "President Chief P Resident".
- : Nationalist Gold Union was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Nationalist Gold Union's influence in Testregionia rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Nationalist Gold Union was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Nationalist Gold Union was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Father Knows Best State".
- : Nationalist Gold Union voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sophisticated Investors Protocol"".
- : Nationalist Gold Union voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Light Pollution".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: None.